Teeth

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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A young girl who has made a promise to remain a virgin until marriage discovers that her vagina has teeth. Hilarity ensues.

The marketing claims it's a story about empowerment, but the film makers also heavy hand a stupid message about nuclear power as they show the town's nuclear plant multiple times throughout the film.

The story, believe it or not, isn't horrible, but the execution will leave you rolling your eyes. The victims of the girl's vagina don not act like their dicks have been bitten off. In fact, the best reaction in the film is from a guy whose fingers get cut off. If you're a man reading this, which would get a bigger reaction from you? Medically speaking, which would cause more blood loss and a higher chance of death?

And as you can imagine, men are not portrayed in a good light throughout the film.

I wouldn't recommend this one for date night.

4 out of 10.
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