He doesn't understand that while he might think football is dumb, the vast majority of us think speed skating is dumb.
As for winning 22 medals, who is winning the medal count coach?
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Dutch speedskating coach Jillert Anema knows how the United States can improve on its Olympic 0-fer on the Sochi ovals -- stop playing sports like football.
"You have a lot of attention for foolish sport, like American football," Anema told CNBC on Friday. "You waste a lot of talent, athletic talent, in a sport where it's meant to kill each other, to injure each other.
"... (The U.S.) is so narrow-minded, and you waste a lot of good talent in a sport that sucks."
The Netherlands have 24 medals so far. Of those 24, 23 are speed-skating.
Tough talk coming from a country mainly known for windmills and weed.
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