Yet, for people here at the New York Stock Exchange, today's news of the massive fine has barely registered.
Shares have made very little movement, and some traders here find the story, well, tiresome.
The fines were expected and JP Morgan has steadily been setting money aside for the financial punishment it knew was coming.
As long as the bank continues to make money for investors, the reaction will continue to be muted.
Fuck all of them.