Remember the "accidental" drug texts?
Yeah, saw that on Fark yesterday.... all the results they showed were from women freaking the fuck out.
Most of the women in the fark comment thread were saying stuff like, "You have to be a sick fucking asshole to do that to someone." Lots of men were white knighting for the women to show how great they are. I said, "This is really good test to see how stable your relationship is. Also, a lot of women are hysterically high strung."
Most of the women in the fark comment thread were saying stuff like, "You have to be a sick fucking asshole to do that to someone." Lots of men were white knighting for the women to show how great they are. I said, "This is really good test to see how stable your relationship is. Also, a lot of women are hysterically high strung."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
When a dude tells his woman, "I haven't been fully honest with you," that indicates some shit on the level of a nuclear fallout because it's inviting a conversation. When a woman says that to a man, we just assume it's been that way all along and normalcy is reigning.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Seriously, I lose, you win. I already know my wife is high strung.TheCatt wrote:Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.GORDON wrote:That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Also, I told her about the joke earlier today.
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Mark Twain was a wise man.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.Leisher wrote:Mark Twain was a wise man.It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet
I'd lower that to 16, if not more, and extend it to everyone. Everyone has shit they hide.
Everyone lies.
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure he got on it.
Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Nothing big, I'm sure. However, there's something she doesn't know about you. Something in your past, some habit you do that's gross, etc. Everyone has something they hide.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Really? I found her to be unattractive.
I mean, I'd fuck her for practice, but I found ST:TNG to be devoid of attractive women.
I mean, I'd fuck her for practice, but I found ST:TNG to be devoid of attractive women.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell