man fired because of shark wrestling
From here. Dude works for children's charity organization and goes on leave due to being unfit to work (dude is 62, so I guess he was implying a physical ailment). He takes on a shark swimming towards a beach full of children, which is caught on camera. Comes back home to find a pink slip.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."