The Hollow (2015)

[Malcolm]

Synopsis:
Three of the stupidest girls in the world, by a series of dumb-ass plot twists that have the delicate touch of Icy Hot on the inside of a condom, get trapped on an island with an unkillable humanoid-looking thing made of tree branches and fires.

Review:
So there's this island that people live on. Every 100 years for a couple days, this thing gets unleashed on the premises and kills anyone and anything it comes across. I repeat that first sentence, motherfuckers still live there, present tense. The flick clearly shows townsfolk cowering in their houses and shutting their doors to the girls. My question is ... WHY THE FUCK is anyone even at home? Did every family have a conversation like this:

"What are we doing next weekend?"

"We were staying home to rake up all the leaves, I thought."

"Well, we do need those leaves raked, but there's that once-a-century curse and the immortal murder-thing that gets let loose. Do you think we should go to the mainland for a weekend, maybe check out a show, walk around town?"

"Nah, we'll just stay here and lock all the doors and windows and hope for the best."

Just WTF? Anyhow, the three girls are going there to shack up with their aunt, and in spite of everyone's warnings, decide to take the last ferry to the island right before a storm hits and cuts off the service for a couple days. Hilarity then ensues.

Verdict:
Skip it.

[TheCatt]

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[Malcolm]

Good movie reviews would indicate presence and quality of nudity.

greats reviews would have pics, if merited.

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