A riddle
A riddle
You play with me at night before going to sleep.
You can't get caught fiddling with me at work.
You only let a select few people touch me.
What am I?
You can't get caught fiddling with me at work.
You only let a select few people touch me.
What am I?
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: A riddle
I will reveal the answer later...tater.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: A riddle
I want to change my answer to Leisher's mom.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: A riddle
plutonium
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Re: A riddle
Gordn's bunghole.
I'd say phone, but #1 is not true for me. typicaly dont use my phone last few hours of any day
I'd say phone, but #1 is not true for me. typicaly dont use my phone last few hours of any day
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: A riddle
Clearly it's supposed to be your penis, but "the select few people" kills that. Incidentally, that also disqualifies Gordon's bunghole. Both are available for all to use.
Phone is the correct answer.
Phone is the correct answer.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: A riddle
A phone doesn't fit. After I get home I don't pick up my phone again until I'm leaving the next day and need to put it in my pocket.
Clearly the correct answer is plutonium.
Clearly the correct answer is plutonium.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Re: A riddle
Why, you.Leisher wrote:Clearly it's supposed to be your penis, but "the select few people" kills that. Incidentally, that also disqualifies Gordon's bunghole. Both are available for all to use.
Phone is the correct answer.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: A riddle
Yeah, this riddle kind of sucks. I was going to say "single malt scotch."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."