50 Shades of Grey

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:48 pm

Here's the movie that will have millions of women finger blasting themselves.

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Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:43 pm

Not even going to watch it.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:55 pm

I doubt it will be nearly as successful as the <s>fan-fic</s> novels were.

But I'm all for women finger basting themselves.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:57 pm

I'm getting a little irritated with my wife. After 50 Shades became a thing right as she started reading books on her tablet, for the last two years those $1.50 soft core porn books are all she reads, and many of them multiple times. I think she is starting to resent me because I am not a rugged cowboy that rapes women but he is hot so it is ok.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:02 pm

So... <s>rape</s> play rough with her?

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:03 pm

Thanks Doctor Ruth.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:04 pm

I'm here to help.

I told her to do you the other night... did she?

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:05 pm

Happy birthday to me.

So that was from you? Thanks. Almost like you were there.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:19 pm

Now Im confused.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:42 pm

GORDON wrote:Happy birthday to me.

So that was from you? Thanks. Almost like you were there.

She used the strap on?

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:23 pm

No it was like CATT was there.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:17 am

Did I get you laid, or not?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:29 pm

A live critique of the trailer.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:24 pm

FTL:

Suddenly I Feel Like My Husband's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:35 pm

GORDON wrote:FTL:
Suddenly I Feel Like My Husband's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

I knew you would pick up on that part.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:37 pm

I knew you would know.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:56 pm

GORDON wrote:I knew you would know.

I knew you would know that I would know.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:57 pm

I knew that too.

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:20 pm

Fight! Fight! Fight!

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!</span>

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:25 pm

Since the book came out and I heard the gist of it my standard line has been, "So the difference between this charming mister grey and a typical physically abusive boyfriend is about a billion dollars?"

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