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I watch bad movies so you don't have to!

Some chick wants out of her one horse town. Her friends are driving her there, but their van breaks down. A trucker picks them up and drives them to a warehouse with vampire-ish monsters inside.

This movie sucked monkey balls.

The story was ignorant, never explained shit, and had the balls to setup for a sequel. The direction was terrible. The characters were shallow and stereotypical. The action was all blur cam horseshit.

Of special note, the pacing was hilariously bad. A sloooooow buildup and then within 4 minutes 4 of the 6 friends were dead.

I'll give credit to friends as none were terrible actors, but this movie is a steaming pile of shit.
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