Did you post your bikini picture?

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:49 pm

This woman would like you to stop. Why? Because you're destroying her marriage.

This woman has a different, and saner, opinion.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:51 pm

That woman might be happiest in in some other country where women are required to wear burkas to protect against exactly the kind of thing about which she is complaining.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:56 pm

But I am writing to share the perspective of a woman who is fighting for her marriage. And for that reason, I want to tell you that I don’t need my husband to see your boobs.

Stop blaming better looking women for the problems in your marriage. Maybe you ought to chat with your husband about why he's so easily distracted by other women. Hell, I don't think I even need to ask. I get the feeling that some women, when being proposed to by a man, wish they would've known ahead of time so they could've responded appropriately by handing him a leash at the same moment.

Being the insightful teenager I was, I decided my father clearly didn’t want me to be happy. So I snuck into his closet, grabbed the pants, and double layered them with jeans on top. Once at school, I went into the bathroom and shed the outer layer, leaving my khaki stretch pants and all my glory to be seen.

On the way to my first class, after three Dang, girl! comments from {ahem} fine, upstanding young men, I realized why Dad had hidden those suckers away.

You clearly need to stay back in Sunday school where you're comfortable. The outside world is too dangerous for someone of your mental disposition.

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Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:57 pm

Malcolm wrote:
But I am writing to share the perspective of a woman who is fighting for her marriage. And for that reason, I want to tell you that I don’t need my husband to see your boobs.
Stop blaming better looking women for the problems in your marriage. Maybe you ought to chat with your husband about why he's so easily distracted by other women.

Maybe she needs a boob job.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:03 pm

GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
But I am writing to share the perspective of a woman who is fighting for her marriage. And for that reason, I want to tell you that I don’t need my husband to see your boobs.

Stop blaming better looking women for the problems in your marriage. Maybe you ought to chat with your husband about why he's so easily distracted by other women.

Maybe she needs a boob job.

She already sounds like a boob. Augmenting the two on her chest might help, though.

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Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:25 pm

Yeah, it sounds like the problems in her marriage have a lot more to do with a lack of respect and/or communication than they do with random boob pics on the internet.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:54 pm

She appears to have taken down the post.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:56 pm

Doesn't mean she aint a psycho.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:08 pm

GORDON wrote:Doesn't mean she aint a psycho.

Psychos routinely recant and retcon history. Remember back in the day, when you couldn't unpost shit? Back pre-1990. Imagine if facebook had been around since 1900.

Post by **Vince** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:56 am

Didn't see that particular article because she took it down, but saw some other pics of them. I think she's just insecure. She's a bit of a chunky monkey

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:11 am

Vince wrote:Didn't see that particular article because she took it down, but saw some other pics of them. I think she's just insecure. She's a bit of a chunky monkey

Know what's worse than a fat girl? One who expects the entire world to change to coddle her own low self esteem.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:50 pm

Know what's worse than a fat girl?

A bitch queen from hell. There are zillions of answers.

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