Did Hitler die in that bunker or not?

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http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/shocking-evidence-hitler-escaped-germany/
Now comes WND senior staff reporter Jerome R. Corsi’s new book, “Hunting Hitler: New Scientific Evidence That Hitler Escaped Germany.”

Examining declassified FBI and U.S. military intelligence files, Corsi makes a compelling case that U.S. investigators suspected from the beginning Hitler had escaped. For political purposes, the evidence indicates, they were willing to go along with the cover story that in the final days of World War II, Hitler married his mistress, Eva Braun, and the two took their lives in a joint-suicide ritual just before the Soviet army entered Berlin.

But the truth is, no one actually saw Hitler commit suicide. There are no photographs documenting a joint suicide of Hitler and Eva Braun, and the bodies of the two were never recovered or preserved for positive identification.


On the "no way" side....I mean come on.

On the "could be" side: the Soviets were notorious liars (c.f. Katyn Forest Massacre).

We'll probably never know.
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Maybe his head's in a jar somewhere like Disney?
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Hitler died in 1959 at the end of the Occult Wars.
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Soviets found his teeth in a shallow grave outside the bunker. They miraculously found his dentist's assistant who hadn't fled Berlin yet and he confirmed it. Stalin was obsessed with either making sure Adolf was dead or captured, so he wanted a definitive answer. They didn't share this info with us for a few decades after the fact.
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Soviets found his teeth in a shallow grave outside the bunker. They miraculously found his dentist's assistant who hadn't fled Berlin yet and he confirmed it.


Really? That's the official story?
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That's the story they held back for many years. That was the report allegedly delivered to Stalin in '45, and he saw Adolf as the enemy of everything communist so he wanted to know for sure. Every living person ever interviewed with any relevant info on the situation, be it German or Russian, said he never left the bunker alive. There's nothing in the story that seems out of place or unbelievable other than the fact you're being asked to take a Soviet WWII report at face value. Given the Nazi High Command proclivity of killing oneself in the face of defeat, I find it all plausible.
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I heard Hitler grew out his moustache into a full-body covering and is living in the northwestern US as bigfoot.
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They found him or just his teeth in that shallow grave?
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Leisher wrote:They found him or just his teeth in that shallow grave?

Teeth with a partially burnt corpse. The only way they could positively ID him was the teeth. The skeleton indicated the correct gender and age for Adolf, though.




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So when did they take his DNA to Brazil to make clones?
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Leisher wrote:So when did they take his DNA to Brazil to make clones?
Right after the aliens they gave it to dropped it off down there.
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You need to be more specific.
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Malcolm, you keep your enemies close, and genetic clones of Adolf Hitler even closer.

Did you learn anything in school?
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Leisher wrote:Malcolm, you keep your enemies close, and genetic clones of Adolf Hitler even closer.

Did you learn anything in school?

They dropped the Hitler clones on an uninhabited yet habitable planet so they could develop without hindrance or opposition. Why would you stash the clones on Earth, where 99% of the population would kill them on sight?




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