I, Frankenstein
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“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Terrible.
So Frank is a man alone in a world of humans and demons (from hell) and gargoyles (from heaven). The demons want him for bad things. The gargoyles want to kill him.
Think about the logic there: heaven wants to kill him for no fucking reason, and hell wants him alive.
Anyway, Frank has no use for anyone and randomly decides to go on a killing spree of demons. Seriously, it's been 200 years and he just wakes up and says, "Fuck it! Let's go end demons today."
Then the gargoyles get involved and instead of working with Frank, they act like dicks.
Meanwhile, the demons have Chuck's girlfriend, who is still crazy hot and rocking a sexy accent, trying to reinvent the reanimation process. Why? Because of bad writing that's why.
See, the demons can't possess a body unless it has no soul. Well, they have 10s of thousands of dead bodies without souls that need to be reanimated so they can take over the world. Pulling off this plan requires a fuckton of personnel, which is why there's so many demons in human bodies here on Earth working on it.
Wait a minute...
Also, you know that cliche super hero smackdown that takes place before they team up and fight the villain? They do that here too only it doesn't end like you'd expect. It ends in a very different and dumber place.
My final gripe is why the fuck do his scars seem to be healing throughout the movie? Sometimes they're there, sometimes not. It's like the makeup person read the script and thought, "Meh, nobody is going to see this anyway."
Terrible.
So Frank is a man alone in a world of humans and demons (from hell) and gargoyles (from heaven). The demons want him for bad things. The gargoyles want to kill him.
Think about the logic there: heaven wants to kill him for no fucking reason, and hell wants him alive.
Anyway, Frank has no use for anyone and randomly decides to go on a killing spree of demons. Seriously, it's been 200 years and he just wakes up and says, "Fuck it! Let's go end demons today."
Then the gargoyles get involved and instead of working with Frank, they act like dicks.
Meanwhile, the demons have Chuck's girlfriend, who is still crazy hot and rocking a sexy accent, trying to reinvent the reanimation process. Why? Because of bad writing that's why.
See, the demons can't possess a body unless it has no soul. Well, they have 10s of thousands of dead bodies without souls that need to be reanimated so they can take over the world. Pulling off this plan requires a fuckton of personnel, which is why there's so many demons in human bodies here on Earth working on it.
Wait a minute...
Also, you know that cliche super hero smackdown that takes place before they team up and fight the villain? They do that here too only it doesn't end like you'd expect. It ends in a very different and dumber place.
My final gripe is why the fuck do his scars seem to be healing throughout the movie? Sometimes they're there, sometimes not. It's like the makeup person read the script and thought, "Meh, nobody is going to see this anyway."
Terrible.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell