Rock and roll legend Chubby Checker is twisting mad over a software application that allowed women to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size.
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The app, which was called "The Chubby Checker," was an unauthorized use of Checker's name and trademark, the lawsuit alleges.
I think I knew someone who scripted something similar to this on their TR-83 back in high school.
EDIT: I believe it took height/weight instead of shoe size and was called the Dongifier.
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