I follow Chris Kluwe, the punter for the Minnesota Vikings (that's football Gordo), on Twitter because he's hilarious, controversial at times, and is a big video game player like myself.
Anyway, today he retweeted an invitation to all Vikings players at training camp from some chick to visit her townhouse and hang out.
It sounds completely creepy and sad, but she really starts jamming that tongue into the cheek about halfway into the letter.
I think the Vikings should ALL show up after camp one day and throw an impromptu party at her place.