Hell hath no fury

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:20 pm

Post by **GORDON** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:28 pm

And really, what kind of dumb polack lets a woman he dumped knock him out and have access to his teeth?

Maybe it is a rural area and she was the only dentist around, or something.

But even so, the craziness must be assumed in all cases.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:49 pm

Pretty stupid of him.

Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:51 pm

TPRJones wrote:Pretty stupid of him.

Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.

I'd want jail time, too. He got maimed.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:57 pm

Well, yeah. But not until after she pays, or he'll never get any replacement teeth.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:58 pm

At any rate, I would certainly want to bite a chunk out of her bank account.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:04 pm

Ain't that the tooth!

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:19 pm

Your bad play on words are flossing over the real issue!

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Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:33 pm

Okay then, brushing all that aside what do you see as the real issue here?

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:45 pm

Dammit! I didn't think you'd have an answer...

Uhm...I think the root of the problem is that she's crazy!

Ok, he's a moron, twice over in fact. Once for seeing her, the second time for buying her explanation. However, she threw her entire life's work and professional career away for petty vengeance.

If that's "I am woman, hear me roar", then they should probably shut the fuck up and think things through first.

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Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:53 pm

Trust me, I could carry on with the puns for a long time with no problem. It's a curse. :p

I think your analysis drills right to the heart of the matter, and I agree wholeheartedly.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:56 pm

I think you might win the crown for your puns.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:08 pm

One thing is for sure, being toothless sure did gum up his love life.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:43 pm

Yeah, his young new maiden ture was shallow! Did she only love him for his smile?

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Post by **Leisher** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:18 am

This dentist didn't have the wisdom to let things go.

(I think I only have two more...)

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Post by **TPRJones** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:27 am

She set such serious records for crazy here, she deserves a plaque.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:56 am

I realize this dentist was upset by the breakup, but if she was lonely, she should have purchased a canine for companionship and emotional support.

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:10 am

I do feel a little bad for her, though. Faced with this sort of crazy, can you imagine what sort of retainer her lawyer is going to demand?

Post by **Leisher** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:36 am

Do you think removing his teeth filled the cavity he left in her heart?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:45 am

I just thought of something.

In the Shawshank Redemption version of Family Guy, Peter was there 3 months before 2 words came out of his mouth.... and those words were "Vagina boob."

Vagina boob.

Oh George Lucas.