After years of ignoring the Constitution and treating all air passengers like they're terrorists, the TSA has finally, finally saved us all from danger.
They found pot in a jar of peanut butter.
Thank goodness these fine Nazis...I mean TSA agents...were able to catch this fiend before the pot caused terror in the sky.
In all seriousness, why is this front page news? It's pot, not C4. This is not why the TSA was formed. We don't need to spend millions and take away the rights of Americans just to stop stop marijuana trafficking.
Finally the TSA is worth the money
It's funny because I thought the same thing when I wrote it, but I figured the "This is not why the TSA was formed." line would help people stay on point 
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell