Truck nutz

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:33 pm

I think they are gross and this is just one of those things I'd personally love to never see again, by force of law.

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:46 pm

Where's the option for "I think they are gross and obscene, but that doesn't mean there should be a law because I'm not as eager for government intervention on every little thing like some people are"?

I find the best solution for truck nutz is a bolt-cutter neutering.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:15 am

I think government should exist solely for enforcing a truck nutz ban.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:36 am

I don't believe I've ever encountered this phenomenon. Maybe it's because I don't live in Retardville.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:37 am

I remember first seeing them in the late 80s here in Texas. They were huge in the mid-90s, when I'd guess about 1/4 of all trucks had nutz. They aren't too common these days, though. I think I notice one about every six months or so.

But they aren't just for trucks:

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Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:43 am

I thought you drove a SmartCar.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:12 am

I do. That's not my car.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:09 am

It's ok, we don't judge. Much.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:22 pm

TPRJones wrote:I remember first seeing them in the late 80s here in Texas. They were huge in the mid-90s, when I'd guess about 1/4 of all trucks had nutz. They aren't too common these days, though. I think I notice one about every six months or so.

But they aren't just for trucks:

I believe that it's not TPR's car, but I'm pretty sure that's him in the back seat.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:07 pm

These truck nuts are pathetic. If I see them on someone's vehicle I know immediately that they're a fucking moron.

That being said, I don't think we need a law banning them. Although, I find it odd that I can't walk around with my nuts hanging out, yet someone could make an exact replica, and it's ok to display that publicly.

WSGrundy · Post by **WSGrundy** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:19 pm

So what is the over under on truck dicks?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:42 am

I saw another set the other day, and I had a brilliant marketing idea:

A smaller set of Truck Nutz that hang from your existing Truck Nutz. I shall call them Truck Nutz Nutz.

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:47 pm

I think they are great. You aren't going to get them to tattoo idiot on there foreheads. So this is the next best thing. Immediate Identifier.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:00 pm

unkbill wrote:I think they are great. You aren't going to get them to tattoo idiot on there foreheads. So this is the next best thing. Immediate Identifier.

Good point.

I feel the same way about people who wear pajamas out of the house.

unkbill · Post by **unkbill** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:17 pm

Because you can go football games and anywhere in them. Just saw them on a paid early morning program.

http://onepiece.com/

Post by **GORDON** » Mon May 07, 2012 8:00 pm

Currently illegal in SC.

http://www.seattlepi.com/news....126.php