Just got this in email from Spirit Airlines - Subj: Want to see our Weiner?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:43 pm

Subj: Want to see our Weiner?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:34 pm

What is up with these guys? Look at the options in this poll they just emailed me:

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Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:01 pm

I like it.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:05 pm

I am now looking forward to tomorrow's email from them.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:14 pm

Like it too.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:02 pm

Been quiet (not-funny) recently, but here they are, f-ing golden:

Post by **Troy** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:39 pm

Ha. Whatever agency they work with is awesome. I wonder how many "too far" ones they sent. Even "progressive" clients axe 2/3 ideas, in my experience.

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Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:45 pm

I wonder if they already turned down "Our fairs are da bomb!"

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:45 pm

"Come hijack a vacation with us."

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:31 pm

"We give it to you cheap and easy."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:46 pm

"Since the TSA gropes you, we exclusively employ ex-Hooters waitresses as flight attendants so you have someone to grope, too."

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Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:59 pm

"Spirit Airlines: The fastest and cheapest way to flee the state."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:11 pm

"You have fear of flying, we have complimentary Oxycontin."

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:47 pm

"How can we afford these low fares? Our pilots work for peanuts!"

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:24 pm

"Other airlines just have first class. We have special celebrity-piloted luxury flights for getting your drink on."

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:50 pm

"Other airlines have luxury first class. We have no class. And we pass those savings on to you."

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:47 pm

"Fuck waiting in line for landing, we understand your time is valuable."

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:36 pm

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:16 pm

New one today.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:17 pm

Cheap airline fares may not look so cheap later this month but you will be able to see what you're really paying.

New consumer protection rules are forcing airlines to be more upfront with prices.

Beginning in two weeks, advertised fares will have to show all government taxes and other fees that are currently hidden and that often add up to 50-percent to a ticket price.

Knowing the full price upfront will give you the chance to more easily compare prices between airlines.

Airlines must also include fees for checking bags and give customers 24 hours to change a reservation with no re-booking fee.