Zombie Apocalypse

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Indy film with no budget.

I will give them all the respect in the world for getting this filmed and distributed.

However, it sucks. Mainly the writing is complete shit. You know how a third grade boy might sit down to draw a aircraft carrier, and while he might achieve that, he might also fill the page with scenes from a battle? That's how this film comes off.

For example: There's a big fight scene towards the end of the film between two...let's call them Jedi, but they're spies of some sort...in which both take ridiculous amounts of damage, both wield dual weapons, and both talk like Christian Bale as Batman. Cheese upon cheese upon cheese.

An even better example is the opening scene in which the good jedi is put into a trap by the evil jedi. The trap involved the good Jedi being blindfolded and handcuffed as zombies come at him. The good Jedi blindly avoids an attack, does a kip up, grabs a two by four that someone left laying in the trap area, and then kills all the zombies. Only Dr. Evil could have devised a trap like that!! "Hey, just in case this guy gets his blindfold off and his hands in front of him, leave him a weapon to fight the zombie horde...even though we're trying to kill him."

The effects go from laughable to ok to wtf were they thinking when they made the blood look like water?

Skip it.

2 out of 10.
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