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Death from stabification.
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The burglary suspect had been released from prison Saturday, Guglielmi said.


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They discovered a suspected burglar with a severed left hand and severe lacerations to his upper body


Holy shit.
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Post by Malcolm »

Properly wielded, a katana is perhaps the most perfect cutting edge made by man. It wasn't horribly uncommon for them to be able to go thru three necks (muscles, bone, & everything included) in one swing.
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Yeah, but the kind college students usually buy are not sharp, just decorative.
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A decorative sword? That's like non-alcoholic beer.
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You violate someone's property, you die. That kinda works for me.
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Seconded.
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