We Bury The Dead (2024)

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We Bury The Dead (2024)

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Here's the actual synopsis:
After a catastrophic military disaster, the dead don't just rise - they hunt. The military insists they are harmless and slow-moving, offering hope to grieving families. But when Ava enters a quarantine zone searching for her missing husband, she uncovers the horrifying truth: the undead are growing more violent, more relentless, and more dangerous with every passing hour.
That is a total pile of shit. This is a movie about a woman (Daisy Ridley) looking for her assuredly dead husband. There is no suspense. There is no drama. She encounters zombies along the way, but the majority are docile. The most danger she faces is from a human man, so cliche, but if you analyze the scene, it's because she's a twat. They reach an agreement, and she doesn't do her end of it, then demands he fulfill his end. Fuck her.

Anyway, the zombies here, which move slower than any other zombie movie ever made, are speculated to reanimate because "they have unresolved issues". Just...fucking garbage...

Here's the whole story:
Her marriage was already over, and she bore a large part of the responsibility for that. She's the one with the unresolved issue. Get it? Fuck this movie. So fucking boring and Ridley's character is incredibly insufferable.


Skip this pile of pretentious shit.
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