Random Funny Internet Things (not pictures)

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Sep 04, 2024 2:37 pm

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:57 am
GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:55 am I can't even do MagicEye.

My brain just wont process it. I've never successfully interpreted one.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Sep 05, 2024 12:03 am

Thank you. I thought the circled area was bullshit too.

You guys see the fourth face on the right side as well? It's not sideways, but is almost facing the viewer.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Sep 05, 2024 7:22 am

is the 4th face I see.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Sep 05, 2024 7:24 am

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:39 am

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:44 am

someone draw lines where things are supposed to be

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:57 pm

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Sep 16, 2024 4:06 pm

I hope that was fake. Because I can't see a relationship surviving that.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Sep 16, 2024 4:11 pm

In related news, I think a tattoo on the hand is a huge red flag.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 16, 2024 4:35 pm

How good must she be in bed to sacrifice your children's futures like that?

Post by **Leisher** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 8:03 pm

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Sep 24, 2024 1:15 pm

This is cool.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 24, 2024 1:19 pm

I can't get past the "grown adults beating up kids" parts.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 24, 2024 1:35 pm

Heh.

Kids bounce, especially ones that have been going to football practice.

ANd they look well padded.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:33 pm

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 5:00 pm

This is a troll, right?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 5:02 pm

It seems like there are many layers to the husband's fetish. Like an onion.

Just kidding I didn't even read it. But the joke was right there.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:59 am

TheCatt wrote: ↑Wed Oct 23, 2024 5:00 pm This is a troll, right?

Rule 34?

GORDON wrote: ↑Wed Oct 23, 2024 5:02 pm I didn't even read it

You didn't read a sentence?

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:15 am

The reddit post got removed, so the title is all that's left now. The gist of it was "My husband is having problems orgasming, and confessed he wants me to wear a Shrek mask, and peg him with a green dildo. He also gets aroused when he watches Shrek with our children"

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:32 am

TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:15 am "My husband is having problems orgasming, and confessed he wants me to wear a Shrek mask, and peg him with a green dildo. He also gets aroused when he watches Shrek with our children"

Closing the asylums was a huge, huge mistake.

I've got to say, my whole life I've been called a man whore and in rare moments I've wondered if I was in the wrong. Turns out, I'm most vanilla person out there and you all are just fucking freaks.