Worst movie ev4r.
I once posted that I did not watch bad/mediocre movies, and that I could pretty much always tell from the preview what would be good or bad.
I can still tell, but since I'm now doing about 5-7 hours per week of aerobic exercise, I need some moving picture thing to stare out. And, I can't watch anything good enough that the wife and I would watch it together, since I don't like to re-watch movies. Which leaves me with mediocre-decent movies like Assault on Precint 13, Sahara, 16 Blocks, etc.
I had pretty much run out of movies, and this was almost the only one left.
Most painful hour of exercise ever.
0/10 - I didn't laugh once.
American Dreamz
** POSSIBLE SPOILERS - BUT I DOUBT YOU CARE **
Sorry, it was so bad I forgot to describe it.
A British guy runs an American Idol-like show called American Dreamz. The president (resembling W) decides one day to read the papers, and make up his own mind on things. VP (resembling Cheney) freaks out, and immitation-W goes into reclusion, reading things. immitation-Cheney decides to get immitation-W back in front of the public, and gets him a guest judging spot in the finale.
Meanwhile, 2 characters trying to win (semi-poor white trash girl and Arab from Afghanistan or somewhere) compete to make it to the finals. No background is given on any other character, so you can guess who makes it to the finale.
The Arab is recruited by terrorists to blow up the President. But he loves America, and the chance to sing. What ever will he do?
Who cares.
Edited By TheCatt on 1157817329
Sorry, it was so bad I forgot to describe it.
A British guy runs an American Idol-like show called American Dreamz. The president (resembling W) decides one day to read the papers, and make up his own mind on things. VP (resembling Cheney) freaks out, and immitation-W goes into reclusion, reading things. immitation-Cheney decides to get immitation-W back in front of the public, and gets him a guest judging spot in the finale.
Meanwhile, 2 characters trying to win (semi-poor white trash girl and Arab from Afghanistan or somewhere) compete to make it to the finals. No background is given on any other character, so you can guess who makes it to the finale.
The Arab is recruited by terrorists to blow up the President. But he loves America, and the chance to sing. What ever will he do?
Who cares.
Edited By TheCatt on 1157817329
It's not me, it's someone else.
Lessons learned from this movie:
W is stupid.
W is a puppet of Cheney.
Republicans are very religious to the point of "Jesus picked me to be president."
Middle class white people = white trash.
Muslim suicide bombers are really just misunderstood and sad.
American soldiers get sent to Iraq with only 2 weeks of training, and are stupid.
American soldiers are also the real suicide bombers.
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I had a hard time enjoying this stupid movie for what it was because it felt like a 100 minute long liberal wet dream(z).
W is stupid.
W is a puppet of Cheney.
Republicans are very religious to the point of "Jesus picked me to be president."
Middle class white people = white trash.
Muslim suicide bombers are really just misunderstood and sad.
American soldiers get sent to Iraq with only 2 weeks of training, and are stupid.
American soldiers are also the real suicide bombers.
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I had a hard time enjoying this stupid movie for what it was because it felt like a 100 minute long liberal wet dream(z).
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."