Final Girl

[Leisher]

Yay Netflix!

Another 4.7 on IMDB. Not my night. This was not the horror film I was led to believe.

Four teenagers dress in tuxedos and go to the local malt shoppe to pick up girls and then take them to the woods to murder them. They've done this 20 times. In a small town. Nobody seems to even notice the girls are fucking missing.

What the ever loving fuck is going on with these lazy, shitty writers?

Anyway, the latest girl they pick happens to be a trained assassin. Trained for this specific group of assholes. Let me sum up her training with a real scene from the movie:
"Why don't I just bring a gun?"
"Guns run out of bullets. I have the whole forest! (As he throws rocks nowhere near her, but we're supposed to think he's throwing at her.) What do you have?"

What she should have said was: "A full clip to try and kill you before I have to resort to the rock throwing that you start with." She didn't. She just agreed and went.

I have no fucking idea what was going on with the girl. Why was this man/group allowed to just take this orphan? No mention of government involvement or even any sinister organization. Where did they get their info? How did he know who was killing girls, yet not even the malt shoppe workers had a clue?

The action is believable if you think a 115 pound girl can take punches to the face from a 6' 2" 250 pound man and not be affected in the slightest. That's a guess on the main baddie's size, but he was bigger than the other male leads. What's worse is this girl trained her whole life and Black Widow would have killed her in about 3 seconds flat. She just was not an impressive fighter.

Hot as fuck though. Good looking girl, but her sexuality was more on display in this film. Something about her eyes that the bleached blonde hair really brought out.

Skip it.

[TheCatt]

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