And I've decided I have completely lost my Game.
Women come up to me and talk to me in the gym a lot more often than they used to.... and I have no idea what to say to them, any more. A hot woman just today stopped me before I sat down on a free bench to do some bicep curls, she wiped down the spot where I was going to sit. She looks me in the eye and says, "My butt was just right there, I thought I'd get that for ya."
I look her right back in the eye and say... "Thanks, I appreciate that," and then I sit down and do some curls, feeling like a jackass.
So yeah, my Game is completely gone.
I wish that was the only time I was a complete fucking idiot to these hot women in the last few months.
22 some-odd years of marriage.
22 some-odd years of marriage.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
A couple weeks ago a hot blonde woman comes up to me in between squats, I'm doing 400. She is acting impressed, she touches my arm, "You've really improved a lot, I've been watching you for a long time."
"Thanks," and started my next set.
"Thanks," and started my next set.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Wednesday one of the hot trainers cuts me off, I was loading a 45 on a barbell, I know my arms look all muscly when I am holding the big plates. She bends over in front of me and turns down the volume on the gym radio, it had been loud country music. Turns around and looks at me, I say "Thanks, that was annoying."
She says, still looking into my eyes, "Yeah, the people who were listening to it just left." She bites her lip.
Me, "Yeah, I could hear it over my earbuds. Thanks again." Loads the weight.
She says, still looking into my eyes, "Yeah, the people who were listening to it just left." She bites her lip.
Me, "Yeah, I could hear it over my earbuds. Thanks again." Loads the weight.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
I had a colonoscopy today (thanks 50... appreciate that). All the nurses were telling my wife how great I am and how I made their day up there ("up there" being at the hospital, not up my rectum [damn near killed 'im]).
At any rate, a younger and butchy (yet still petite) nurse tried to stick me for my IV and failed. I felt bad for her because she kept taling about how she screwed it up, etc. The other nurse stuck my other hand and said she had trouble as well due to my valves being above normal sturdy. I told the younger nurse, "See? It wasn't your fault. I just have awesome valves.
At any rate, a younger and butchy (yet still petite) nurse tried to stick me for my IV and failed. I felt bad for her because she kept taling about how she screwed it up, etc. The other nurse stuck my other hand and said she had trouble as well due to my valves being above normal sturdy. I told the younger nurse, "See? It wasn't your fault. I just have awesome valves.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Threading a vein is an art form.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Nurse hit a valve on me last time, first time that's ever happened
It's not me, it's someone else.
22 some-odd years of marriage.
First time I've ever had an IV. First time I've ever been under anesthesia. I was kind of surprised (as were the nurses) how quickly I popped up once I came out from under. I was ready to go pretty quickly. Felt like I just woke up refreshed from a really good deep sleep nap.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
22 some-odd years of marriage.
And with a boner, they noticed.
Because of the ass play.
Because of the ass play.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Of course. What did you think I meant when I said "popped up"?
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
22 some-odd years of marriage.
When you are married, and getting what you need at home, you really just turn your brain off and miss the signs. Or you are just awkward as fuck about it through no fault of your own - you're not really trying.
My worst of all time was in Atlanta. Piedmont park, pickup soccer game. Buncha young 20 somethings are watching us from the nearby hill. It starts to get dark, game starts to wind down.
After saying goodbye to the dudes I start walking back to our apartment, kicking my ball. One of the girls, dressed as 20 somethings do in the summer, comes up to me. She gets close enough and says "Hey, nice ball"...
"thanks"
FUCK
My worst of all time was in Atlanta. Piedmont park, pickup soccer game. Buncha young 20 somethings are watching us from the nearby hill. It starts to get dark, game starts to wind down.
After saying goodbye to the dudes I start walking back to our apartment, kicking my ball. One of the girls, dressed as 20 somethings do in the summer, comes up to me. She gets close enough and says "Hey, nice ball"...
"thanks"
FUCK
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thibodeaux
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22 some-odd years of marriage.
Try being in a band.
22 some-odd years of marriage.
It makes me feel a little better knowing someone can relate.Troy wrote: When you are married, and getting what you need at home, you really just turn your brain off and miss the signs. Or you are just awkward as fuck about it through no fault of your own - you're not really trying.
My worst of all time was in Atlanta. Piedmont park, pickup soccer game. Buncha young 20 somethings are watching us from the nearby hill. It starts to get dark, game starts to wind down.
After saying goodbye to the dudes I start walking back to our apartment, kicking my ball. One of the girls, dressed as 20 somethings do in the summer, comes up to me. She gets close enough and says "Hey, nice ball"...
"thanks"
FUCK
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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thibodeaux
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- Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 7:32 pm
22 some-odd years of marriage.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."