Lotion

[Leisher]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

I've very curious about this as I've recently begun using it on my hands to avoid becoming Ashy Larry.

I've never been a fan, especially as an IT guy. Every woman slathers the shit on and their keyboards, mice, and phones reek of it. Plus, there's lotion reside all over everything. When I do use it I put a napkin over my mouse just so the shit isn't on it. I used to put it on and then immediately wash my hands. I figured the oils and shit soaked into my skin already, so why stink and be slimy?

And since we're talking about Lotion...

[GORDON]

Nope. I do use lip balm, though. I don't like having dry, chapped lips. Happens even more when you're scuba diving, so now I'm just in the habit of keep chapstick handy in my car.

[Malcolm]

The only time I'll use lotion is when a portion of the back of my hand (usually right on the knuckle) gets dry, cracked skin during the winter.

[TheCatt]

No. I'm not a woman.

[Vince]

No. I'm not a woman.

That's pretty much my stance. My wife has even gotten to the point in her beauty magazines where they talk about skin care products for men where she just says "gay" and turns the page.

I've learned her well.

[GORDON]

Seems like the consensus is, "Leisher, we can see your vagina from here."

The science appears to be settled.

[TPRJones]

I only use it on my left elbow, which is always dark-grey and scaly for some reason.

[Leisher]

So despite me being the only one to vote yes, Malcolm and TPR admit using it. Ok.

I only use it in the winter when my hands get dry and ashy. Of course that happens because I wash them after using the restroom, so remind me not to eat at Gordon's house...

Also, I've heard people who use lip balm need it because of all the cocks they chug. That's why only women and Gordon use it.

[TPRJones]

Oh, didn't notice it was a poll. Answered now.

[Malcolm]

So despite me being the only one to vote yes, Malcolm and TPR admit using it. Ok.

If you want to count the ten drops a year or so I use to literally keep my knuckles from bleeding, sure.

[GORDON]

Also, I've heard people who use lip balm need it because of all the cocks they chug. That's why only women and Gordon use it.

I never suggested otherwise. I don't know why you people need to argue with me when you aren't even arguing.

[Leisher]

So despite me being the only one to vote yes, Malcolm and TPR admit using it. Ok.

If you want to count the ten drops a year or so I use to literally keep my knuckles from bleeding, sure.

That's all I use it for and answered Yes.

[Malcolm]

If you want to count the ten drops a year or so I use to literally keep my knuckles from bleeding, sure.

That's all I use it for and answered Yes.

...I've recently begun using it on my hands to avoid becoming Ashy Larry.

Those aren't the two same things. Which one do you use it for?

Every woman slathers the shit on

That's what I consider "using it."

I figured the oils and shit soaked into my skin already, so why stink and be slimy?

I don't use enough to have a smell nor do I put it on any part of my hand that's going to use a keyboard or mouse. I also wouldn't necessarily consider what I use to be lotion -- it's more petroleum jelly with some alcohol and other antibacterials in it. It's strictly used to heal minor cuts and cracked skin. I'm not Kramer, I don't use moisturizers.