My neighbor is a BIG feminist. Single mom by choice (sperm donor dad), big fan of Hillary, anything a guy can do, a girl can do, etc, etc.
Yesterday...
Neighbor: Hey Catt!
Me: Howdy!
Neighbor: So, I bought a bike for my daughter, can you put it together for me?
Neighbor Feminists
Neighbor Feminists
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Neighbor Feminists
"No, I would not want her to think her strong, single mother who don't need no man can't do it."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: Neighbor Feminists
How about piss standing up?TheCatt wrote:...anything a guy can do, a girl can do, etc, etc.
HAH.Yesterday...
Neighbor: Hey Catt!
Me: Howdy!
Neighbor: So, I bought a bike for my daughter, can you put it together for me?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Neighbor Feminists
"If I wasn't good enough to knock you up, then I'm sure as hell not good enough to build your bicycle."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: Neighbor Feminists
She wasn't good enough for me to knock up.GORDON wrote:"If I wasn't good enough to knock you up, then I'm sure as hell not good enough to build your bicycle."
Win."Sure thing, sugartits."
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Neighbor Feminists
She's trying to delegate work to a sub-class of skilled craftsmen. Nip that shit in the bud, pronto.
Re: Neighbor Feminists
smiling: "I'll do it if you'll make me a sandwich."
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Re: Neighbor Feminists
Better yet, say yes, but make her wear one of these for a week:
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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thibodeaux
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Re: Neighbor Feminists
So how long did it take you to put together?
Re: Neighbor Feminists
1. Women can do that, it's just messy.How about piss standing up?
2. They do make an accessory for them to do it without the mess, but I think that's cheating.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Re: Neighbor Feminists
Hah!thibodeaux wrote:So how long did it take you to put together?
I've done 0 work on said bike. I told her that I had the bike store put the one I bought together.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Neighbor Feminists
So, Gordon, that person you responded to on my FB is the unnamed woman from this thread.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Re: Neighbor Feminists
OMG, i was hoping.
I've not been back to FB... did she pick up on the sarcasm?
I've not been back to FB... did she pick up on the sarcasm?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."