Marriage Equality

[Leisher]

The only reason I could remotely consider giving this relationship a pass is because of the separation. Without that, I'd be very concerned about how the child was raised and whether it was manipulated into thinking this relationship is acceptable. Also, I think sterilizing the participants would be mandatory for the good of humanity. We have enough inbreeding thanks to Alabama.

I mean, science explains why they might be attracted to one another. (And it has to be science because that chick ain't got no alibi.) What I don't understand is how they stepped over that line in their head. Didn't his step-mom teach him to not fuck your family? How about her parents? Did her father molest her? I'd be interested to ask him if he ever felt sexually attracted to his adopted parents or siblings.

I just find it to be stunning that a woman with face tattoos and who said this:

Mother-of-nine Mares said she would even give up the right to see her other children if she was asked to choose between them and her lover.

would sleep with her kin.

Shocking...

By the way, on a side note that leaves me open to jokes, I left Clovis in January 1995. He's not mine.

[GORDON]

Thing is... for most people... do they need to be TAUGHT to not fuck members of your family? I never was, and I never did. Am I just naturally awesome?

[Vince]

Some families are closer than others.

[GORDON]

Do I need to check my Non-Incestuous Privilege?

[TheCatt]

Thing is... for most people... do they need to be TAUGHT to not fuck members of your family? I never was, and I never did. Am I just naturally awesome?

Maybe your family is ugly?

[GORDON]

Objectively I'd have to say no, we all tricked other people into mating with us at least once.

[Leisher]

These two went public, but how many more do you think are out there?

In related news, my wife's area of the interwebs blew up a couple weeks back because Victoria Beckham posted a photo of her kissing her 5(?) year old son on the lips. People were calling her a pedophile because "What kind of disgusting pervert kisses their kids on the lips?"

And we wonder why crazy adults shoot up places...

[GORDON]

I saw that, I didn't think it was a bd.

[Vince]

I don't see what the big deal is. This is why we have abortions, amiright?

[Leisher]

All of these people hate Gordon and his non-incestuous privilege.

[GORDON]

Yeesh.

[TPRJones]

My step sister is really hot. But then we aren't blood kin and when we were young she wasn't my step sister, she was the hot daughter of the family that was friends with our family.

[TheCatt]

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[Vince]

This is why I'm voting for Sweet Meteor o' Death.