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Donnie Dickweed is the dude I see pushing the button before Mr. Steward leaves the doorstep.
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"It was like a retweet," said Trump, the most prolific tweeter to have ever run for president. "I would never say a word like that — by the way, can I tell you what? The audience went crazy. Standing ovation. Five thousand people went nuts, they loved it. You know, we’re having fun.”

There's no way you've gone your entire life without calling someone a pussy.
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Well, he sort of owned it but not really. I'd rather he responded something like "What are you asking me? Cruz is a pussy. I think that's a statement that stands well on it's own, you don't need me to explain it to you."
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TPRJones wrote:Well, he sort of owned it but not really. I'd rather he responded something like "What are you asking me? Cruz is a pussy. I think that's a statement that stands well on it's own, you don't need me to explain it to you."

He did the verbal equivalent of saying he didn't inhale. He had doubled down with, "I'm not saying he's a pussy, but I think I saw a tampon fall out of his mouth," I'd have some respect.




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Pope Esse v. Donnie Dickweed.
"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian," Francis said in answer to a specific question about Trump's views. "This is not in the gospel."
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"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian," Francis said in answer to a specific question about Trump's views. "This is not in the gospel."
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Thank God we don't govern according to a holy book like some other religions I've heard about.
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GORDON wrote:Thank God we don't govern according to a holy book like some other religions I've heard about.
I suppose he's a Presbyterian, so he's free to tell the pope to fuck off.
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Fuck the pope. Remember, he's in charge of an organization that supported the Nazis.

It's always bugged me when the Catholic church discusses politics. Their stance on a lot of things sure does sound like they're eager to keep the poor poor.




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he's in charge of an organization that supported the Nazis.

Which part of the Church?
Summi Pontificatus was the first papal encyclical issued by Pope Pius XII, in October 1939 and established some of the themes of his pontificate. During the drafting of the letter, the Second World War commenced with the German/Soviet invasion of Catholic Poland—the "dread tempest of war is already raging despite all Our efforts to avert it". The papal letter denounced anti-semitism, war, totalitarianism, the attack on Poland and the Nazi persecution of the Church.
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According to Hitler biographer John Toland, following the November 1939 assassination attempt by Johann Georg Elser, Hitler said Pius would have wanted the plot to succeed: "he's no friend of mine".
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Pius warned the Allies of the planned German invasion of the Low Countries in 1940.
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When in 1940, the Nazi Foreign Minister von Ribbentrop led the only senior Nazi delegation permitted an audience with Pius XII and asked why the Pope had sided with the Allies, Pius replied with a list of recent Nazi atrocities and religious persecutions committed against Christians and Jews, in Germany, and in Poland, leading the New York Times to headline its report "Jews Rights Defended" and write of "burning words he spoke to Herr Ribbentrop about religious persecution".
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In 1941, Pius XII interpreted Divini Redemptoris, an encyclical of Pope Pius XI, which forbade Catholics to help communists, as not applying to military assistance to the Soviet Union. This interpretation assuaged American Roman Catholics who had previously opposed Lend-Lease arrangements with the Soviet Union.
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Trump says to boycott Apple.
A few hours after Trump called for a boycott of Apple products until the company unlocks the phone of San Bernardino shooter Syed Farook, his official campaign store inside the North Charleston Convention Center was using several Apple iPads to ring up sales for campaign swag.

Fortunately, it's Trump, a twat who's more of an attention whore and intellectual black hole than Tila Tequila, so the words are meaningless.

"Boycott Apple, we want the secrets," Trump said at a rally earlier in the day. "They don't want to open up the phones, give me a break, why wouldn't they want to do it?"

Yeah, because only evil people and corporations have secrets. Which of course means that innocent people don't need privacy because they have nothing to hide.

"The phone is owned by the government. What are they doing?" Trump continued, referring to Apple CEO Tim Cook's resistance to comply with a judge's order to help the FBI access encrypted data on Farook's locked phone.

Its current possessor came into it only after they killed its former masters and claimed it. They're lucky it was intact. Furthermore, there's no way to honour the request without the potential to fuck over every other smart phone owner in the country. Go fuck yourself, Don, and head back into your middling and below average success in real estate.
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Trump still a cunt who's 100% ignorant of history outside his tiny brain and massive ego.
In the early 1900s, he recounted, Gen. John J. Pershing, known as Black Jack, captured 50 terrorists, dipped 50 bullets in pigs’ blood and had his soldiers execute 49 of the men. “The 50th person, he said, ‘You go back to your people and you tell them what happened,’ ’’ Mr. Trump said. “And for 25 years there wasn’t a problem.’’

You will note there is exactly zero evidence in any historical or military record anywhere to support this.
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Hey Donny, go fuck yourself with one of your buildings.
"I have to say that we are not, I am not going to pay for that f***ing wall,"
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"I am not. And he should know that. And I am not going to apologize," Fox added.


In other news, Dom DeLuise backs Trump and I hope you didn't go to Trump U.




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[url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/02/26/donald-trump-suggests-he-was-audited-because-of-his-strong-christian-faith-heres-why-thats -unlikely/]Trump:[/url] the IRS audited me because of my strong Christian beliefs. You'll recall Donnie Dickwad as the guy that couldn't quote his faith's holy book nor even refer to the individual catalogs inside by their proper, commonly known names.



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Be careful what you say about President Trump. He seems like he'll have the secret police track down and murder his critics.
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Leisher wrote:Be careful what you say about President Trump. He seems like he'll have the secret police track down and murder his critics.
I don't think Trump is capable of guile or being inconspicuous. He's a dimmer version of Gilbert Gottfriend with more money and worse hair.
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Malcolm wrote:[url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/02/26/donald-trump-suggests-he-was-audited-because-of-his-strong-christian-faith-heres-why-thats -unlikely/]Trump:[/url] the FBI audited me because of my strong Christian beliefs. You'll recall Donnie Dickwad as the guy that couldn't quote his faith's holy book nor even refer to the individual catalogs inside by their proper, commonly known names.
FBI doesn't do a lot of audits, so I'm calling bullshit. :)
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Leisher wrote:Be careful what you say about President Trump. He seems like he'll have the secret police track down and murder his critics.
This has been known as "Getting Clintowned" since 1998.
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GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:Be careful what you say about President Trump. He seems like he'll have the secret police track down and murder his critics.
This has been known as "Getting Clintowned" since 1998.
I think it was known as a "J. Edgar special" before that.
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