I looked hard but couldn't find a previous birthday thread for him... bump it if you find one and I will merge.
Anyway, get drunk or something.
Has he been here in a while?
Happy birthday Malcolm!
Our resident hell spawn will sacrifice farm animals this evening to lament his banishment to Earth.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
I'm hitting up a quality-ass sushi joint before going to see someone that may be as irritable as myself. I have a couple errands to get out of the way before I can commence not giving a fuck and get to working on the Magic Hat Night of the Living Dead sampler. Also have about 5-6 different types of whiskey and whisky to pick from.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."