Is he ever coming back?

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:41 pm

Then shouldn't "he" be capitalized?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:47 pm

Only if I recognize his divinity.

I also dont bpuh muhammad.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:57 am

In that case, I like that the 'no' option is 'he decided not to' rather than 'he's fictionalized'.

Like Jesus is sitting at a bar in Bimini right now, throwing back mojitos and telling the overweight Avon representative on the next stool, "I feel like I gave it a fair shot, but some things just aren't meant to be, you know?"

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:10 am

Like he was flying back from Calgary International in a light aircraft, took a birdstrike from a Canadian goose at 15,000 feet and went down, then rededicated his life to killing every last one.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:08 am

I was just kidding. It wasn't jesus.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:32 am

Yeah, you were pussy-footing around the issue so I decided to make my own fun.

Third-graders throwing notebook paper with "do you like me please circle one" written on it have more sack.

What's the problem?

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:57 am

BTW, the real issue has nothing to do with Gordo. Theirs was just a minor tiff.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:25 am

This is going to be like waiting for Axl to release Chinese Democracy II.