Batman Returns - Keaton version

[GORDON]

Watching "the classics" with my kid, and we watched this one this weekend. He thought it was corny, but ok.... and I think he pretty much nailed it.

What's funny, though, is that we have watched so many "How It Should Have Endeds" that take place in the coffee shop with Supes and Batman, that all through the movie, whenever the conversation was appropriate, my kid was saying, "Because I'm BATMAN," in the gravelly voice.

My kid is awesome.

Also Michelle Pfeiffer is the hottest of the post-60's Catwomans.

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Edited By GORDON on 1430097038

[Malcolm]

Thought it was weaker than the first. Devito + Walken didn't do it for me.

[GORDON]

Devito was overacting all over the place, but had one of the best lines of any Batman movie, ever: "At least I don't have blood spurting from my nose."

Walken was a mixed up character.... wanted to build a power sucker for the city... why? Pushed a woman out the window because she knew too much. Was a good enough Dad that his son was willing to take a bullet for him. Conspired to get a known felon voted in as mayor. Sacrificed himself to save his kid. I don't know what they were trying to do with him.

And 1991 Michelle Pfeiffer can lick my face any time she wants.

[Vince]

Pfieffer was hot, but I hear she was a bit of a bitch back then (giving her the benefit of the doubt today).

[GORDON]

Pfieffer was hot, but I hear she was a bit of a bitch back then (giving her the benefit of the doubt today).

Probably because she must have been hungry all the time. She was looking tiny in that tight catsuit.