Smart Phones and Bathrooms

Post by **Vince** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:10 am

There's something wrong with a person at the urinal with their smart phone in one hand checking messages and their pecker in the other taking a leak.

I understand while dropping a deuce. The smart phone has taken the place of the daily news paper. But if you can't take a leak without putting your phone away you have some sort of affliction.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:25 am

That, and I've got to think the odds of dropping said phone while doing #1 is much greater than while doing #2.

Post by **Vince** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:30 am

I've seen this a few times. What spurred this particular outburst from myself was an idiot checking messages at the urinal next to me. He kept the phone (and his line of sight) to the side while doing so (not likely he'd drop it in the urinal). I was just waiting for him to piss on my foot and then I'd have probably been down in HR.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:56 am

I couldn't do that if I wanted to, I need two hands to control the aim of my massive cock.

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:08 pm

Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:14 pm

TPRJones wrote:EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.

I don't think there's a "could" in question.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:15 pm

TPRJones wrote:Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.

Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:20 pm

GORDON wrote:
TPRJones wrote:Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.

You're saying you can't piss properly without three guys firmly grasping your dick? I could see that.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:23 pm

My 2 hands = the strength of 3 men.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:38 pm

Probably from all that jacking off.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:22 pm

Malcolm wrote:Probably from all that jacking off.

LOL

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:28 pm

Jacking off like a viking.

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:32 pm

... while wearing a hat with horns on?

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:35 pm

You don't?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:26 pm

GORDON wrote:Jacking off like a viking.

With a bunch of other dudes on a ship somewhere? In a locker room full of football players that aren't going to win a Super Bowl?

EDIT: Nm. He elaborated in another thread.

Goddam wood was so hard that I actually broke a 3inch lag screw I was putting into it.

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Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:00 pm

Ha.

"Twisted the head right off," if I recall correctly.