Scariest 'nado?

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While walking through the grocery store today the kid and I were discussing the worst kind of 'nados... is there anything worse than a sharknado? I suggested a whalenado. Just the sheer destruction hundreds of 10 ton animals could cause... scary. He thought a killer whalenado would be bad.

Jellyfishnado.
Giant Squidnado.

He thought "shartnado" was pretty funny.

Then I said "tardnado" and he about died laughing.

What's worse?
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norovirusnado... which just hit our house
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As I was putting him to bed just now he came up with ebolanado.
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Rosie O'Donnell-nado. With violent, raging Streisand storms.
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Dildonado
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TPRJones wrote:Dildonado
DoubleDickNado
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Kanyedo

All this talk of dicks made me think of Kanye West.
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GORDON wrote:Kanyedo

All this talk of dicks made me think of Kanye West.

Then maybe you're a
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Arachnado
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I think 'nado makes everything worse. No way to jump clear of a penis coming at you at 200 MPH.
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Vince wrote:I think 'nado makes everything worse. No way to jump clear of a penis coming at you at 200 MPH.
Well i think I could, but if you feel like you can't dodge a penis coming at you, I won't judge.
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