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Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:53 pm

Congrats!

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:55 pm

Congratulations!

(And you know I really mean it because I typed the whole word out instead of shortening it like some lazy people.)

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Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:04 pm

Leisher wrote:Congratulations!

(And you know I really mean it because I typed the whole word out instead of shortening it like some lazy people.)

Fuck you!

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:08 pm

Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!

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Post by **Troy** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:02 pm

Thanks dudes. I waited a little bit for it and actually got a bid turned down from Google middle of last year that would have meant I would have left to go out on my own, solo. Good thing i didnt burn any bridges(or say anything) and just had to wait to get my due.

And i just turned 30 last month, gordo. The rest of what you said is very valid, though.

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Post by **GORDON** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:04 pm

Troy wrote:And i just turned 30 last month, gordo. The rest of what you said is very valid, though.

Haters gonna hate, and some people never, ever leave high school.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:25 pm

Leisher wrote:Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!

I submit to your punishment.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:27 pm

TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!
I submit to your punishment.

Fifty shades of catt and leish.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:47 pm

Based on what we post, there's not a guy here who wouldn't see it opening night.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:49 pm

Leisher wrote:Based on what we post, there's not a guy here who wouldn't see it opening night.

The last time I saw something opening night, it might've been 300.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:02 pm

Last time I saw something on opening night was The Fault in our Stars, so ... yeah. I probably shouldn't say that in public.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:07 pm

TPRJones wrote:Last time I saw something on opening night was The Fault in our Stars, so ... yeah. I probably shouldn't say that in public.

the fuck is wrong with you

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:32 pm

What can I say, I enjoy the work of John Green. He makes good things.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:43 pm

It's annual review season at my work. I'm basically a technical architect, which means manager (and get managerial bonus) with no direct reports. I lead small teams.

They make you project out where you want to be in the future, goals, etc.

"I'm happy where I am"

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:53 pm

They make you project out where you want to be in the future, goals, etc.

I hate that shit.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Do you have any daughters who are thirteen?"

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:16 pm

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:30 pm

Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:22 pm

GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.

If it takes you five years, you're moving too slow.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:25 pm

TheCatt wrote:

We are required to be motivated. It's in our goals. We are also required to have fun. I'm not kidding. "Our" individual goals were dictated by management. They said, "Copy and paste these." Implied was, "It's the minimum number of pieces of flair for this year." One of the goals is "have fun and participate in team events."

I want a t-shirt of this, so I can wear it every time such occasions come up:

When I asked why they couldn't just put the goddamned inane things there to begin with, they said, "We don't have access to your individual goals in the system."

Times like that make me wish I had an office so I could take a shot after management leaves.

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Post by **Leisher** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:36 pm

GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.