The most girl movie ever

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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I am torn.... either Mama Mia, which took me 3 sittings to get through and I think pretty much puts a spotlight on the insanity of women,

or Center Stage which I never sat down for but have absorbed most of the movie from my wife having watched it about 50 times since we have been married. That movie ruined a Chili Peppers song for me.
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Twilight
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Yeah, I'm thinking the Twilight series as well. If you think about the first Underworld with a war between vampires and werewolves and we got a glimpse of some pretty cool stuff. Then they take the same concept, throw in some teen angst and completely remove the balls completely from the idea.

Not only is it girly, but they also emasculated the parts that should be manly. It did more damage to the monster genre than Jar Jar Binks did to the Star Wars franchise.

Okay, maybe not. But you get my meaning.
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I've never seen any of the Twilight movies, in spite of what Leisher says.
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I never watched them, but I was working on some project over a couple of weekends in the living room while my wife was watching the first couple. I was snickering at the dialog here and there and eventually my wife had enough of the amount of stupid and suck in them as well and decided she was finished with them.
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I've never seen any of the movies here. But here's one for most girls.
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Ok, that's pretty girl.
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Bette Midler in that had more testosterone than Robert Pattinson in Twilight.
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TPRJones wrote:Bette Midler in that had more testosterone than Robert Pattinson in Twilight.

Less makeup, too, probably. I'm half convinced she was born a man anyway. I'll grant you that Twilight is the end-all of the tween/young adult girl media. I stand by my earlier statement, though.




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I have a niece who was 15 or so when the Twilight movies were coming out, and she went through the books as well. One day I asked her if she was on Team Pedophile or Team Dog.

She was on Team Pedophile.
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