Take a few drinks before you read.
1 Franklin Roosevelt (1933-1945)
2 Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
3 Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)
4 George Washington (1789-1797)
5 Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
6 James Madison (1809-1817)
7 James Monroe (1817-1825)
8 Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
9 Harry Truman (1945-1953)
10 Dwight Eisenhower (1953-1961)
11 John Kennedy (1961-1963)
12 James Polk (1845-1849)
13 Bill Clinton (1993-2001)
14 Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
15 Barack Obama (2009-present)
16 Lyndon Johnson (1963-1969)
17 John Adams (1797-1801)
18 Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)
19 John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
20 Grover Cleveland (1885-1889, 1893-1897)
21 William McKinley (1897-1901)
22 George H.W. Bush (1989-1993)
23 Martin Van Buren (1837-1841)
24 William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
25 Chester Arthur (1881-1885)
26 Ulysses Grant (1869-1877)
27 James Garfield (1881)
28 Gerald Ford (1974-1977)
29 Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
30 Richard Nixon (1969-1974)
31 Rutherford Hayes (1877-1881)
32 Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
33 Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
34 Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
35 William Henry Harrison (1841)
36 Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
37 John Tyler (1841-1845)
38 Milliard Fillmore (1850-1853)
39 George W. Bush (2001-2009)
40 Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
41 Warren Harding (1921-1923)
42 James Buchanan (1857-1861)
43 Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
FDR? No fucking way. Obama before John Adams? No fucking way. Woodrow Wilson in the top 10? No fucking way.