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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:56 am
by Leisher
It's a warm Saturday afternoon, and you're driving on a back road for whatever reason about an hour from your house. Your spouse/girlfriend and any kids are with her parents at their lake/some event and won't be home until the next day.
You are a completely free man for the day and evening.
There's virtually no other traffic on this road, and when you come around a bend, you see this:
She's not near trees or any other structure where someone else could be lurking to ambush you. She's literally just standing there alone, topless, and looking for a ride.
Do you stop and pick her up?
If not, why?
If so, does her being topless help?
Would it change your answer if you were closer to home, and there was more of a chance of your significant other finding out?
And understand, this is about a ride, not a sex romp. You're simply transporting a gorgeous, topless woman, from point A to point B. The big key here is that you have the option to not do it. Thus, there could be trouble...
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:53 am
by TPRJones
"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:55 am
by GORDON
1. Shit yeah I'd pick her up, merely because it has to be an interesting story.
2. I wouldn't expect her to be "in the mood" since if she is going "Anywhere" then her situation is so bad that she doesn't care where she is going, as long as it isn't here.
3. Plus she aint hard on the eyes. She aint bottomless, so at least she won't ruin the leather seats. Rimshot.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:56 am
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
I'm filing that one away in long term memory.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:47 pm
by TheCatt
If it's too good to be true....
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:50 pm
by Leisher
TPRJones wrote:"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
That is EXACTLY what I imagined I'd tell my wife. Great minds and whatnot...
If it's too good to be true....
No! None of that! This isn't "invent a reason why you'd say no".
This scenario is exactly as described. Do not add anything to it. She's not an alien, serial killer, robber, bait, or any other negative thing.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:22 pm
by TheCatt
But how would I know that? That's what I don't understand.
OK, if we somehow KNOW that nothing bad would happen WHATSOEVER and just happened to need a ride, yes, I would give her a ride (non-sexually).
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:25 pm
by GORDON
The question isn't about your reaction to the possibility of danger, it is phrased as a moral dilemma.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:38 pm
by TheCatt
Well, it looks kinda rural and out of the way, wouldn't want her to be stranded out there.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:52 pm
by Malcolm
But how would I know that? That's what I don't understand.
You'll never be 100% sure of motive. In reality, I'd be extremely torn between what G mentioned (there simply has to be a rather interesting story) and the thought of "no way in hell this is not a setup for something." It could be a video for a comedy website or it could be a highly advanced decoy placed by some Predators in waiting. And I really ain't got time to bleed. I'd almost certainly give into curiosity, though.
This seems purely hypothetical, so in that sense, yeah, give the ride. Unless you're a pimp, you have the perfect defense with the logic stated already. Then again, when has logic saved you in an argument with your woman?
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:26 am
by TPRJones
If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:36 am
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
Oh, at least 95%.
Risk vs. reward!
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:06 am
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
But that 5%.
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:51 pm
by thibodeaux
Be kind of hard (heh) for her to hide a weapon in that outfit.
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:09 pm
by Malcolm
thibodeaux wrote:Be kind of hard (heh) for her to hide a weapon in that outfit.
It's under the hat. Or maybe behind the sign ... you know, a gun taped to it or something.
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:28 pm
by Paul
TPRJones wrote:If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
Ditto.
I imagine TPRJones a few minutes later, standing on the side of the road with her about to take off in his car.
TPR says, "Wait! Can I at least smell the Derringer before you go?"
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:41 pm
by Malcolm
A Derringer? Shit. Why not use a gun?
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:24 pm
by Paul
Because as Thib said, "Be kind of hard (heh) for her to hide a weapon in that outfit."
A regular gun would get hung up on her panties when she pulled it out.
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:37 pm
by Malcolm
Dude.
It's under the hat. Or maybe behind the sign ... you know, a gun taped to it or something.
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:23 am
by thibodeaux
Most chicks can't shoot straight anyway. Give her the ride!