It's a warm Saturday afternoon, and you're driving on a back road for whatever reason about an hour from your house. Your spouse/girlfriend and any kids are with her parents at their lake/some event and won't be home until the next day.
You are a completely free man for the day and evening.
There's virtually no other traffic on this road, and when you come around a bend, you see this:
She's not near trees or any other structure where someone else could be lurking to ambush you. She's literally just standing there alone, topless, and looking for a ride.
Do you stop and pick her up?
If not, why?
If so, does her being topless help?
Would it change your answer if you were closer to home, and there was more of a chance of your significant other finding out?
And understand, this is about a ride, not a sex romp. You're simply transporting a gorgeous, topless woman, from point A to point B. The big key here is that you have the option to not do it. Thus, there could be trouble...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
1. Shit yeah I'd pick her up, merely because it has to be an interesting story.
2. I wouldn't expect her to be "in the mood" since if she is going "Anywhere" then her situation is so bad that she doesn't care where she is going, as long as it isn't here.
3. Plus she aint hard on the eyes. She aint bottomless, so at least she won't ruin the leather seats. Rimshot.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
TPRJones wrote:"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
I'm filing that one away in long term memory.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
TPRJones wrote:"But, honey, I couldn't let her just stay there alone where any madmen could pick her up. I know if you were lost and alone and topless I'd want someone as responsible as I am to give you a lift, so how could I not do the same for her?"
That is EXACTLY what I imagined I'd tell my wife. Great minds and whatnot...
If it's too good to be true....
No! None of that! This isn't "invent a reason why you'd say no".
This scenario is exactly as described. Do not add anything to it. She's not an alien, serial killer, robber, bait, or any other negative thing.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
But how would I know that? That's what I don't understand.
You'll never be 100% sure of motive. In reality, I'd be extremely torn between what G mentioned (there simply has to be a rather interesting story) and the thought of "no way in hell this is not a setup for something." It could be a video for a comedy website or it could be a highly advanced decoy placed by some Predators in waiting. And I really ain't got time to bleed. I'd almost certainly give into curiosity, though.
This seems purely hypothetical, so in that sense, yeah, give the ride. Unless you're a pimp, you have the perfect defense with the logic stated already. Then again, when has logic saved you in an argument with your woman?
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
TPRJones wrote:If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
But that 5%.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
thibodeaux wrote:Be kind of hard (heh) for her to hide a weapon in that outfit.
It's under the hat. Or maybe behind the sign ... you know, a gun taped to it or something.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
TPRJones wrote:If I came across this situation in real life, I'd be 95% certain that it's a trap.
I'd still stop.
Ditto.
I imagine TPRJones a few minutes later, standing on the side of the road with her about to take off in his car.
TPR says, "Wait! Can I at least smell the Derringer before you go?"
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
It's under the hat. Or maybe behind the sign ... you know, a gun taped to it or something.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
