Strange dream last night
I was dating a 6'6" version of Mystique... except, instead of being blue, her normal form was 5'6", and with a smooth hairy back (like a... less hairy dog), a nearly shaved head, and may have been missing her right leg (or it was shadows, I couldn't quite tell).
She was naked a lot, and was ashamed of her normal form, so kept being tall and naked.
(My wife and I watched X-Men: First Class this weekend)
She was naked a lot, and was ashamed of her normal form, so kept being tall and naked.
(My wife and I watched X-Men: First Class this weekend)
It's not me, it's someone else.
Let's not forget the sexual tension between you and Ted.GORDON wrote:I like your dream better, but mine did have interesting imagery of an Altanta mega city, and observing thunder storms from a penthouse in an impossibly high skyscraper.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
I thought we all had that dream every night?TPRJones wrote:I dreamed that Malcolm came back and the reason he'd been gone so long was because he had sexual reassignment surgery. And now he was a really hot chick. And then we started making out.
Someone help me.
The only variance being whether or not he's the top or the bottom in the dream.
I dreamed that the police department wanted to do a presentation at the local meeting hall, so the took the server out of the rack, and several other PC's, and they set up operations over there.
I do IT there, so I was like "WTF?"
Proprietary programs from a private Chicago company were not functioning, and they wanted me to fix all the stuff they had screwed up. (I think it needed equipment they had not moved)
After I left there I went to my father's church. I went into the basement and found a bunch of vampires gorging on dead bodies (eating them, not sucking blood). I got out and went up into the main section where there were vampires in suites and stuff (no orgy of gore) and so I snuck out of there.
Then I went into the parking lot (which was dirt instead of paved) to escape and see help on my motorcycle and Megan Fox came out and wanted to escape with me. She tried to seduce me, but she was a vampire so I pushed her away and rode off.
Then I had someone on my motorcycle with me. I think it started out as my bother but ended up as my daughter.
We were in a big city, and I missed my turn into a building the court building was. I was going to make an illegal U-turn but as I did I noticed a motorcycle cop in the middle of the road, right where I was going to turn.
Instead of turning I acted like I had seen him the whole time and rode to him, stopped, and asked directions to the court building.
He pointed it out behind me. I got back into traffic (I had a hard time jump starting my motorcycle) and made a right into a side street so I could approach the court building from a different direction.
That's it. Ends boring.
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I can identify a whole lot of the inspiration the dreams.
The police department needs me to do some changes, that could potentially have some unwanted downtime.
I watched some show about horror movies before going to bed, hence the vampires.
I have no idea why I went to court (other than to report the vampires), but last night on my drive home with my daughter I saw a cop car in the middle of the road, with his lights off.
I do IT there, so I was like "WTF?"
Proprietary programs from a private Chicago company were not functioning, and they wanted me to fix all the stuff they had screwed up. (I think it needed equipment they had not moved)
After I left there I went to my father's church. I went into the basement and found a bunch of vampires gorging on dead bodies (eating them, not sucking blood). I got out and went up into the main section where there were vampires in suites and stuff (no orgy of gore) and so I snuck out of there.
Then I went into the parking lot (which was dirt instead of paved) to escape and see help on my motorcycle and Megan Fox came out and wanted to escape with me. She tried to seduce me, but she was a vampire so I pushed her away and rode off.
Then I had someone on my motorcycle with me. I think it started out as my bother but ended up as my daughter.
We were in a big city, and I missed my turn into a building the court building was. I was going to make an illegal U-turn but as I did I noticed a motorcycle cop in the middle of the road, right where I was going to turn.
Instead of turning I acted like I had seen him the whole time and rode to him, stopped, and asked directions to the court building.
He pointed it out behind me. I got back into traffic (I had a hard time jump starting my motorcycle) and made a right into a side street so I could approach the court building from a different direction.
That's it. Ends boring.
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I can identify a whole lot of the inspiration the dreams.
The police department needs me to do some changes, that could potentially have some unwanted downtime.
I watched some show about horror movies before going to bed, hence the vampires.
I have no idea why I went to court (other than to report the vampires), but last night on my drive home with my daughter I saw a cop car in the middle of the road, with his lights off.
I've been on Percocet the past day recovering from a tonsillectomy.
I've generally slept poorly with all the pain, but the dreams have been like an LCD mash-up of everything in the world. They last like 5-10 seconds, then move on to something completely random, and once they're gone, they're gone, nearly impossible to bring back.
About the only one I can partially remember is Obama was doing a covering of Hank Williams Jr doing a cover of some black singer (forgot the original singer/song)... oh, and another one where I was flying out of the sunroof in my house, only to look down and see a full roof, and wondering where the open part went.
I've generally slept poorly with all the pain, but the dreams have been like an LCD mash-up of everything in the world. They last like 5-10 seconds, then move on to something completely random, and once they're gone, they're gone, nearly impossible to bring back.
About the only one I can partially remember is Obama was doing a covering of Hank Williams Jr doing a cover of some black singer (forgot the original singer/song)... oh, and another one where I was flying out of the sunroof in my house, only to look down and see a full roof, and wondering where the open part went.
It's not me, it's someone else.
I have strange dreams.
I'm working at a nature park/water park, the devil sucks the park to an alternate reality and the people I'm hanging out with turn into dogs, I turn into a werewolf(?) and leave out a window up to the rooftops, elephants start going wild and one bull rips a school bus in half (kills the driver, was otherwise empty), park's employees and visitors vote overwhelmingly (~93%, displayed on a giant LED billboard) to kill the elephants for their own safety, I start breathing fire(still a werewolf) to scare angry elephants away and go on the run from them, elephants wreck up the park until I find a red baby elephant and take it in for hostage negotiations.
Malcolm left?
I'm working at a nature park/water park, the devil sucks the park to an alternate reality and the people I'm hanging out with turn into dogs, I turn into a werewolf(?) and leave out a window up to the rooftops, elephants start going wild and one bull rips a school bus in half (kills the driver, was otherwise empty), park's employees and visitors vote overwhelmingly (~93%, displayed on a giant LED billboard) to kill the elephants for their own safety, I start breathing fire(still a werewolf) to scare angry elephants away and go on the run from them, elephants wreck up the park until I find a red baby elephant and take it in for hostage negotiations.
Malcolm left?
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Had another military dream last night.... probably the most recurring subject in my dreams.
Was deployed on a ship with a small team. We get called up to do various missions in faraway lands.
On this particular day we had already completed 2 missions, and were getting called out for a 3rd, which was unusual because we were tired. We got the briefing and were gearing up. Then out helo pilot came to us and said that the intel brief was a lie, and our mission to "clear a road from point a to point b" was designed to get us deliberately killed so reporters could see American bodies on the ground and start a full war.
SO then we went in and won anyway because fuck them.
Was deployed on a ship with a small team. We get called up to do various missions in faraway lands.
On this particular day we had already completed 2 missions, and were getting called out for a 3rd, which was unusual because we were tired. We got the briefing and were gearing up. Then out helo pilot came to us and said that the intel brief was a lie, and our mission to "clear a road from point a to point b" was designed to get us deliberately killed so reporters could see American bodies on the ground and start a full war.
SO then we went in and won anyway because fuck them.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."