Two words: Ghet-to.
First of all, right next to it in the strip mall were: check-caching/loans place, tattoo parlor, and---I am not making this up---a "grill" shop (as in gold teeth).
Next, if I didn't already know that pizza destroys your metabolism and makes you fat, Chuck E. Cheese would be incontrovertible proof. It apparently also makes you ugly and fashion-senseless.
Hell on Earth, my friends.