Mary Kate Cornett.
Who is that, you ask?
Proof that the world is really, really small, and people on the internet have WAY too much time on their hands.
Also, proof that the appeal of a pretty white woman is unmatched.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I assumed that most responses would be because of 'like'. And I was right. Holy shit that hurt to read.
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Mary claims it's all lies. Still would.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I've read like 75% of the linked things, and I still have no idea what is going on.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Super hot girl allegedly fucked BF's dad. Dad's a powerful banker. BF still stayed with her.
If there's anything more to it, I have no idea. I did not read 75% of it. Although, I did get about 75% when I saw her picture...
If there's anything more to it, I have no idea. I did not read 75% of it. Although, I did get about 75% when I saw her picture...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Supposedly she slept with her boyfriend's dad. And it went viral.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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did she know it was his dad, or was she like an OF prostitute and it was a coincidence
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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In the story, yes, she knew. They say the story is made up.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Not exactly "today", but if you haven't seen Tony, he's become something of an internet celebrity due to his company's ads riffing off of people's SM posts.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Being straight doesn't make her "unique" though, and thus, she can't complain when nobody is giving her attention.
Tony's videos are pretty funny. If you noticed he does accents, he has a very good Trump impression, and he also has a gimmick with letters when he's building signs.
Tony's videos are pretty funny. If you noticed he does accents, he has a very good Trump impression, and he also has a gimmick with letters when he's building signs.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Intentional or no?
The fucking smoke detector beeping is beyond hilarious. iykyk
The fucking smoke detector beeping is beyond hilarious. iykyk
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I'm going intentional. Sorry, ran a lot of relays in high school, never had this issue. Never seen anything like it ever.
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.... I also ran relays. I give this 49% chance of being an accident. I was once hurdling, and the fuckstick in the lane next to me hit his hurdle just right and sent it tumbling into my lane, and my arms were pinwheeling for a few moments as I tried to dodge it and balance and stay in my lane. So.......... maybe she was trying to stay in the lane and lost her balance.
Unless she has a history of dirty pool. Then fuck'er.
Unless she has a history of dirty pool. Then fuck'er.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Stay on the track. Just keeping her balance. The "staying in the lane" wasn't the pertinent information.
I still with my 49% until there's a better angle.
I still with my 49% until there's a better angle.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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If you go through the thread, there's other angles.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I think from the angle in the video, it's intentional.
However, there's an angle in the thread from a local news report that gave me pause. It's from behind and it's just blurry enough to make me wonder.
But ultimately, I think it was intentional. Just pretending to run in place and mimic her excuse...there is absolutely no motion, even if the baton is stuck in someone's hair or arm, that would force an arm up and then down into someone's head. If it got stuck, it would be far more likely that the arm gets pulled out and backwards. Plus, the other runner's head would react and it didn't.
However, there's an angle in the thread from a local news report that gave me pause. It's from behind and it's just blurry enough to make me wonder.
But ultimately, I think it was intentional. Just pretending to run in place and mimic her excuse...there is absolutely no motion, even if the baton is stuck in someone's hair or arm, that would force an arm up and then down into someone's head. If it got stuck, it would be far more likely that the arm gets pulled out and backwards. Plus, the other runner's head would react and it didn't.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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And looking at it again on YouTube at .25 speed, I think they do hit or get tangled slightly, but that did not cause an accident to occur. Instead, this girl intentionally swung in clear frustration.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell