When you wear jeans...
When you wear jeans...
I'm at work and going commando. Not an issue, except the fly on this pair of jeans keeps creeping down. Who am I to deny his desire for fresh air!?
But seriously, it's not an issue except I need to remember to check before I walk out anywhere. Most of my day I'm standing at my desk with only a few visitors if any.
Do you go commando in jeans? If not, are you wearing big baggy dad jeans that women see and their vaginas immediately dry up?
What's your default?
Days where you're going hiking or spending time in the elements are different. I throw on some underwear on those days, but if I'm just standing at my desk in the office...
But seriously, it's not an issue except I need to remember to check before I walk out anywhere. Most of my day I'm standing at my desk with only a few visitors if any.
Do you go commando in jeans? If not, are you wearing big baggy dad jeans that women see and their vaginas immediately dry up?
What's your default?
Days where you're going hiking or spending time in the elements are different. I throw on some underwear on those days, but if I'm just standing at my desk in the office...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
When you wear jeans...
Why? Ewwww.
No. Ewwww.
I don't wear jeans, typically. Slacks or shorts.
It's not me, it's someone else.
When you wear jeans...
I pretty much never go commando. I switch my underwear every day, and pants/shorts/jeans less often.
It's not me, it's someone else.
When you wear jeans...
Almost always commando. Bidet and portable bidet keeps everything hygienic.
No jeans while hiking, though. That's the worst. Hiking pants.
No jeans while hiking, though. That's the worst. Hiking pants.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
When you wear jeans...
You people are gross.If you normally wear a pair of pants four times before washing them, dial that down to just two. Your genitals carry a lot of bacteria, so it’s important to keep your clothes fresh after they’ve been worn. Going commando will cut your wear-to-cleaning cycle in half, says David Burrows, cofounder of the app-based dry-cleaning service Laundri.
When fabric sits directly next to your skin, it makes your pants dirtier—and smellier—faster. If you wear dry clean-only fabrics like wool, this can get pricey, says Burrows.
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Skinny-cut pants, especially those made from heavier fabrics like denim, may cut into your crotch when you sit down, says Singleton. And the stronger dyes rubbing against you might lead to some temporary skin stains from your favorite dark wash denim. Tight pants can also cause the same irritation and lack of ventilation as underwear.
It's not me, it's someone else.
When you wear jeans...
I never wear pants more than twice without washing. Once if I sweated in them or something all day.
Can't remember the last time I wore jeans. Hiking pants are as comfortable as sweats, but more acceptable in public.
Can't remember the last time I wore jeans. Hiking pants are as comfortable as sweats, but more acceptable in public.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
When you wear jeans...
I only learned recently that it wasn't expected to wash jeans after every wear.... like, the jean scientists didn't even recommend it.
If you're curious about hiking pants, Costco sells them all the time, usually called a "5 pocket pant."
Sometimes the legs will unzip for removal. Useful from time to time if there's a waterfall along your trail route.
If you're curious about hiking pants, Costco sells them all the time, usually called a "5 pocket pant."
Sometimes the legs will unzip for removal. Useful from time to time if there's a waterfall along your trail route.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
When you wear jeans...
Just sexually.
I wear underwear all the time, just not in jeans. Think about that when we're together because I promise you, I'll be in jeans.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
When you wear jeans...
BTW, just remembered a guy I went to high school with, Aaron Drake. Pretty sure he used to wear the same pair of jeans for weeks, if not months, between washings. No idea if he went commando or not.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
When you wear jeans...
(ewww, still).
But, being in Japan, I've had the opportunity to test out their bidets.
Like:
- Heated seat
Water washing butt seems cleaner than just paper. Warm appropriately warm.
Heated air feels nice
Auto-open
Auto-flush
- Water, have to dry it up afterwards with paper anyway
Heated air doesn't do much/anything
If too much water pressure, accidentally goes up the butt. Which is not fun, imho.
It's not me, it's someone else.
When you wear jeans...
Yeah, there needs to be some force there to work, ala the hand dryers in most restrooms.

"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
When you wear jeans...
Yeah, guess I'm gay now. But, I didn't like it?
It's not me, it's someone else.
When you wear jeans...
I don't know. I just always want to use that meme. I remember watching that episode when it first aired and it's hilarious.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell