Pick one - kinda NWS photo & topic

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am

Discuss.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 07, 2013 11:00 am

I love bacon.

But I love boobs more.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue May 07, 2013 2:20 pm

That bacon vs those boobs, that one time?

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 07, 2013 2:21 pm

thibodeaux wrote:That bacon vs those boobs, that one time?

This wins for best answer so far.

I love that this question, at face value, should be a no brainer, but...bacon...

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue May 07, 2013 2:47 pm

As long as there is parity and it's a question of provision, then boobs.

All the bacon I could ever want vs all the boobs I could ever want? Boobs.

That bacon vs those boobs? Boobs.

All the bacon ever vs those boobs now? Bacon (no parity)

Giving up bacon forever or giving up boobs forever? In that scenario I'll keep the bacon (I can buy bacon anytime I want it without having to take it out to dinner and a movie and promising to call it tomorrow).

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue May 07, 2013 2:50 pm

Right, as life stands right now, I can have all the bacon I want, all different types of bacon, whenever I want.

Boobs, I'm limited to two.

So I'll take the boobs, cuz I'm assuming this is a no consequences, right now decision.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue May 07, 2013 4:14 pm

This reminds me of the joke about the rabbi and the priest

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue May 07, 2013 4:47 pm

thibodeaux wrote:This reminds me of the joke about the rabbi and the priest

I think I already know that punchline.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue May 07, 2013 4:48 pm

There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue May 07, 2013 5:12 pm

There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.

Bacon isn't a meat. It's small slices of nirvana that have taken physical form.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue May 07, 2013 6:38 pm

Leisher wrote:
There are other meats. There are other meats that come from a pig.
Bacon isn't a meat. It's small slices of nirvana that have taken physical form.

I stand by my response.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:05 pm

Boobs all the way.

I can enjoy boobs without ever touching them.

I'd never date a boobless woman who made great bacon.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:23 pm

I'd never date a boobless woman who made great bacon.

I would. My experience has been that girls with small breasts work it harder to make up for it.

Plus, I do like great bacon.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:36 pm

I am not a boob man... give me a great ass every time.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:55 pm

TPRJones wrote:My experience has been that girls with small breasts work it harder to make up for it.

I'll go with the converse and say my experience has been women with big titties tend to be big bitches.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon May 13, 2013 10:08 pm

It's entirely possible it was just a lack of bitchiness that seemed like working harder for it.

Like the proverbial hitting oneself with a hammer.