To keep the game thread from getting derailed further, here is the current working copy of my gravestone. We need more brevity so it will fit on a regular stone. I can't afford an obelisk. Instead of dtman forum handles, full names will be used.
"Here lies Gordo. He was awesome.
His buddy Leisher loved the cock. His grave is at *GPS Coordinates* Leave dildos there in lieu of flowers.
Cakedaddy was a big fan of being on the receiving end of bukake, and his grave is at *GPS Coordinates*"
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"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."