Where is Malcolm?
I'm going with "in love" because when guys disappear for a while, it's usually because of a woman.
Edited By Leisher on 1319051323
Malcolm is missing
Only the good dye young, so death isn't an option.
I went with "in love" but I think "getting some" would be a better way to phrase it.
EDIT: Gordon, wouldn't he would be at the top of the man-pile? I've always thought he'd be a pitcher rather than a catcher. (You know, in my daydreams and all)
Edited By Paul on 1319064923
I went with "in love" but I think "getting some" would be a better way to phrase it.
EDIT: Gordon, wouldn't he would be at the top of the man-pile? I've always thought he'd be a pitcher rather than a catcher. (You know, in my daydreams and all)
Edited By Paul on 1319064923
Ditto.Paul wrote:No way. Really? I just assumed it was the other way.Cakedaddy wrote:The top is the catcher.
Are you sure? That just doesn't make sense.
(google)
Urban Dictionary agrees with Paul and me.
It's not me, it's someone else.
"Top" and "Bottom" as used in that link aren't necessarily positional in terms of space; they refer more to the metaphorical positions.
I don't have the intimate knowledge of the topic that Cakedaddy does, but I can imagine what he says may be true.
I don't have the intimate knowledge of the topic that Cakedaddy does, but I can imagine what he says may be true.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
"Catcher" and "Bottom" both refer to the receiver, regardless of actual position. The inverse is true of "Pitcher" and "Top".TheCatt wrote:Well, the catcher is the one with another dude's cock in his ass, right? I mean, top and bottom and be relative, but that isn't.
From Wikipedia:
Role vs. Position
Top, Bottom, and Versatile, as used in regards to sex between males, refer specifically to penetration role, regardless of the physical positioning during sex. For example, in positions where the inserting partner lies on his back and the receptive partner straddles the inserting partner, the inserting partner is still considered to assuming the "top" role, even though he is positioned on the bottom (and vice-versa). When used in reference to heterosexual and lesbian sex, the terms top, bottom, and versatile usually refer only to position and not to penetrative role.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Anyone know his real name? I've thought about doing a Google search to see if he truly did die.
Even if he just stopped coming here, usually folks pop back in from time to time. This would be especially true of IT type people.
Even if he just stopped coming here, usually folks pop back in from time to time. This would be especially true of IT type people.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Oh, come the fuck on. You really think I'd go to a midnight showing when I got a job with paid vacation time?GORDON wrote:Maybe he was the shooter in Aurora.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Let's go line by line:
On a month long bender: what about the other months? Even at a laughably worse case scenario of a 1:1 recovery-to-drinking time ratio, that's a lot of months unaccounted for.
In prison: viable option
Dead: very viable option ... after cheating death a few times, the "law of averages" pendulum has to swing back eventually
Occupying Wall Street: I'm employed, I don't have that kind of time.
In love: I was almost going to go the "not even going to justify this with an answer" route, but no, not at all in any way, shape, or form. The thick, viscous black oil of Lovecraftian evil that is my blood flows as strong as ever.
Back in his secret lair plotting his takeover of the Earth: this planet isn't worth taking over until the current dominant species pulls its head out of its collective ass or is removed entirely.
Other: I see this got derailed pretty quickly.
On a month long bender: what about the other months? Even at a laughably worse case scenario of a 1:1 recovery-to-drinking time ratio, that's a lot of months unaccounted for.
In prison: viable option
Dead: very viable option ... after cheating death a few times, the "law of averages" pendulum has to swing back eventually
Occupying Wall Street: I'm employed, I don't have that kind of time.
In love: I was almost going to go the "not even going to justify this with an answer" route, but no, not at all in any way, shape, or form. The thick, viscous black oil of Lovecraftian evil that is my blood flows as strong as ever.
Back in his secret lair plotting his takeover of the Earth: this planet isn't worth taking over until the current dominant species pulls its head out of its collective ass or is removed entirely.
Other: I see this got derailed pretty quickly.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."