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itics.html]The latest on the "scandal".[/url]
As a newly anointed PR man, please allow me to solve this problem for you.
"To the ladies and gentlemen of the MSM, the American public, and to anyone else who thinks they have a dog in this race. These agents have a shitty job. They have to leave their families and their life behind constantly to travel overseas with the president. They are expected to sacrifice their life at any time, and are really "red shirts" to the president's Kirk. As you can imagine, their life is one of stress, and they get to deal with that stress away from their loved ones. Imagine kissing your wife goodbye everyday not knowing if you'll ever see her again, and even if you do, it won't be for days or weeks, and you'll just be leaving again anyway. It's a terrible life. So you know what? If they get a little drunk and drill a few hookers, who the fuck cares? Seriously, what do you care? Hey random reporter, what kind of stress do you deal with? Driving through rush hour traffic to sit in your cubicle all day and figure out how to slant the news to sell papers? It's a dead media, deal with it. Hey John Q. Public who is acting all holier than thou are in front of his family. Yeah, you asshole. Pretend you wouldn't bang some decently looking chick if you thought you could get away with it. The last time you risked your life was when you were straining too hard while taking a shit. So get off these guys' backs. Until you know what it's like to put your ass on the line every day, you can't say shit. Go back to your sheltered little lives and shut the fuck up. I mean have you assholes seen half the things our president, congressmen, and other elected officials have done, and do on a daily basis, yet this, THIS fucking tidbit is what you want to focus on? You're a bunch of cowards.
Any other questions? I don't care. Go fuck yourselves."
Leisher
White House Spokesman
