Words that indicate the speaker is a douche.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:04 pm

I usually say "Let me know if you see something I missed."

But I usually don't miss anything so I just say it to be humble.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:16 pm

Today's word: "disenfranchised."

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:23 pm

Zoinks.

Must not be regarding ACORN.... they were in the business of hyperenfranchising people with multiple votes.

And I just made that word up, right now. "Hyperenfranchised."

Post by **thibodeaux** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:06 pm

Words/phrases that I hate:

"Comfort Food"
"Whopping"

I'm sure I'll think of some more.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:15 pm

1. Planet.
2. "Giving back to the community."

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:44 pm

Planet?

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:04 pm

Yep. If somebody says "planet" and they're not talking about astronomy, they're probably a douche.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:08 pm

thibodeaux wrote:Yep. If somebody says "planet" and they're not talking about astronomy, they're probably a douche.

I use that in hyperbole all the time. I suppose that's vaguely astronomy-related.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:14 pm

thibodeaux wrote:Yep. If somebody says "planet" and they're not talking about astronomy, they're probably a douche.

In that case, has "Green" shown up in this list, then?

Post by **thibodeaux** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:32 pm

It should.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:40 pm

I hate "green." I even see "green" hard drives on newegg.

I am making plans to cut down another tree this coming Earth Day.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:05 am

"The Other"

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:02 am

thibodeaux wrote:"The Other"

Context? Unfamiliar

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:16 am

SRSLY? Didn't you go to a hippie school?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other

Post by **thibodeaux** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:55 am

I'm about ready to add "amazing" to the list. Especially if it's in a Facebook post.

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:43 pm

Phrase: "White people/First world problems."

Usage: Someone talk about some problem that is important to them, and someone replies with, "White people problems."

Reason the user is a douche: The person who uses that phrase is implying that whatever issue the other person has is not important on a global scale, so therefore the person must be mocked and belittled. The person doing the belittling, though, usually doesn't give a shit about the rest of the world, but is only being a douche for the sake of being an attention whoring douche. Using that phrase also implies a worldliness or world weariness that they just don't actually possess. What a douche.

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