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Will's dilemma

I would rather be stepped on by an elephant.
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I would rather be be in jail.
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Just out of the blue my son asked this question, and it reminded me of Leisher's recent, sick choices.

So here's a good one from my 6 year old.
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Not enough information to decide.

In jail for how long? Max security prison or county lockup?

How big is the elephant? What body part does he step on?
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thibodeaux wrote:Not enough information to decide.

In jail for how long? Max security prison or county lockup?

How big is the elephant? What body part does he step on?
Not enough information to decide.

In jail for how long? Max security prison or county lockup?

How big is the elephant? What body part does he step on?


Agreed.

If you're talking prison. I'm getting stepped on.

If you're talking jail, I'm going to jail.
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I was in jail about half a dozen days last week.
They paid me well for it.
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I didn't know one could get paid to do conjugal visits to the mens' prison.
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No I get paid for the computer work.

The conjugal visits with men are strictly pro bono.
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More like pro boner, amirite?
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Awwwwwwwe yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!
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