I'm completely hooked on all the tornado coverage right now...
Look at those red zones. Even though the probability of a tornado hitting your home is low, you've still got to be more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs every time a storm rolls in. (Yes, I know some weird southern phrases thanks to my time in the service.)
Crazy year for tornadoes, but not unprecedented.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
The perpetual exploding of meth labs in the area might just produce big enough pressure waves to force away any tornadoes that get close by.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
